This quiz will probably just show how hidiously malformed my sence of culture is D: But anyways imma gonna do it for the lolz.

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea. ( TEA IS FOR MATURE PEOPLE D: )
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (boooring)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (ilovethosewordshurr)
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (laaaablesss :C)
[X] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 6 TALLY HO. FOR I AM QUITE BRITISH.
Fern would totally get full points on this part C:


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (wtf XD)
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] sometimes you swear without realizing. (fuck.)
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned. (I AM SO PALE I AM LEIK VOLDYMORT CB )
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.

Total: 10



○●I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. (TESCO VALUE MEATBALLS MMMM)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10". (5'5" is me)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is. (that sounds wrong)
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands. (yes, but I look like a twat.)

Total: 14


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[X] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I was 11 *shudder*)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingaboutthisisperfectlyledgable.)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 18


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (Love the silly accent )
[X] You get short tempered. (Sometimes)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily. (BRRR.)
[X] Rain is fun for you. (I AM SO MATURE)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
you have a beaky nose-*shot* X'DDD LOL AVERIL.

Total: 21


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green. (It's natural looking)
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles. (Only in SUMMER D: my poor freckles are GAWN)
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 25

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually. (That's HORRIBLE D: )
[ ] You have nappy hair. (my hair is a BIRD, lol Averil)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken. ('Cause chicken iz so flyyyyy dawg.)
[ ] You like watermelon. (Ewewew, healthy food D: )
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel. (WUT?.....yo?)

Total: 26, LOL I ONLY GOT ONE ON THIS PART. I have shamed african americans more than soulja boy.


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot. ( |D rice is nice)
[ ] You are good at math. ( LIKE HELL.)
[X] You have played the piano. (and failed baaww)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 28


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread. (damn straight.)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German. (only a little, they taught it at my old school)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. ( ...But I don't know THAT much...XD )
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2". I am tho German. hurrr

Total: 33 RUBBUH UNT MEET.


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[X] You like play/played hockey. (love eeet.)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French (I don't even like French xD)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (JUST LIKE JESUS?!...Oh wait..that was a stable xD)
[X] You watch/watched Degrassi. (I LOL'D)

Total: 36


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy. (AM I EVER xD)
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (The Americans aren't really THAT illiterate are they?)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (Me and my british brolly think so.)

Total: 38


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries. (MMM)
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café. (oh man, thats posh)
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 40


○● D U T C H ○●

[X] You like the colour orange. ( I dooo C: )
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. (In a hyper sorta way)
[X] You have a cheerful nature. (BAAAWWW)
[X] You like the sea. (I like the swoossshhhh sound it makes)
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 44


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot. (A wut?)
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". ( No, cause I'm bwitish)
[X] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. (I lol at every accent ever xD)
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[X] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 46

FFF. DO THIS. IT OFFENDS EVERYBODY.




I hope you lol'd
Cause I did